Idaho? No, U da ho!!
Here are some funny Icelandic sayings that sound fine in icelandic, but for some reasons makes no sense in english, there you go:
-There does no mitten takes (means you have to put extra effort in what you are doing)
-Compared to you, I am a festival (my personal favorite, explains it self, I HOPE!)
-I come completely from mointains (means I have no idea what is going on)
-The raisin at the end of the hot dog (sounds weird, but means the treat at the end of something)
-Not to ride a fat horse (means to fail in something...)
Well thats about it for now, I seem to have terminated the few braincells I had left after heavy-dinking the past few years..
to be continued (do braincells ever come back??)
play on playa...
I hate mondays... you have the whole week to think about, plus things are coming back about what the hell you did last saturday night. But the good thing about this week is that next thursday is a national day off, it is the official first day of summer!!! I know it sounds hilarious, and it is, I mean it was snowing two days ago... but we need our special days so we can have an excuse to get drunk...
As you can imagine we won that game 3-2, but no Juicy goals though. It was a good game and I am actually getting into my former shape, unlike last year... I was drunk more then I was sober... But that was then and this is now :) right??
In two weeks I am going to England to see the team that just signed my brother, Óskar (a 16 year old goal keeper) and hopefully my older sister will join us too... We are going to stay there for a weekend and if I know myself correctly we will paint that Ipswich town red, go to London and maybe check out a few mates in Cambridge... you never know!
Well I have a paper to write about religion in Cuba...
and I´m gonna end it with a frase that my 5 year old cousin said to me in english yesterday:
play on playa!!
...and world peace!!
As you clever ones figured out, I am on my way to the Beauty Peagent, Miss Suðurnes (the one I was tricked into a couple of years ago remember???) Of course I have to look my very best and I had planned for Gebba (my best friend and my hairdresser) to do a hair-do, maybe curls or something and for my twin the makeup-artist to fix my face, but nooooooo I have a game at 5 o'clock and the Peagent starts at 7:30. I guess I will just have to show up sweaty and messed up after the game, fashionably late of course. I mean, "you´re not late, everyone else is early..."
On top of that I went skiing yeasterday in the sun. No, I did not wear sunscreen and yes I am suffering from it as we speak. You might say I look like a smacked tomamto... But apart from the burning part, the mountain was awesome. It is only a 40 min drive from my hometown Grindavík and surprisingly there wasn´t any line at the "lifts" (what do you call the thing that you sit in and it takes you to the top??) and the snow was soft and nice. I was looking good on the snow and doing my short turns like never before... but at the end of my last trip down I managed to fall pretty hard and almost injure myself. The reason was i thought I saw this guy that I knew (a really hot one nota bene..) and i completely forgot to ski, so i just "bid it" and took a good dive, silly me:) Turned out it wasn´t him haha
So as you can see, there is alwayas action in Juicy´s adventure in Iceland. Today I have a game, like I mentioned and I hope my good luck will continue and I will score another left-footed goal that will make the news!!
take care and don´t do anything I wouldn´t do
muahahahaha
She shoots, she scores!!
My icelandic friends have been making fun of this webpage and can´t seem to understand why the hell I bother writing some shit in english that no one reads! Please help me help them see that yes this webpage is read every now and then and get your american or other nationality asses to comment so that they will shut it once and for all!!!
As for "funner" stuff, we had a game last saturday against a team called Keflavík. People from Grindavík is meant to hate this team, it is our Saint Thomas (if you know what I mean...) so you can see the importance of winning just so you can hold your head high...
To make a long story short, we won 2-1, a player down and our coach lost it and got red carded as well. They got two penalty kicks, but only scored from one of them. Juicy had a beautiful left footed shot that ended in the goal and is now a legend in Grindavík. She was playing Roberto Carlos´ position, left back and the critics gave her 4 stars of 5 possible :)
Afterwards was "careless" weekend for me and some funny friends and I ended up at my favorite club, Ari í Ögri where I shook my ass with my twin sister who btw gets the player of the weekend award this time...
Anyways, always party time in Iceland. The day gets longer and longer and now we can see the sun until 21:30 and it is up by 6:30 in the morning, not bad... Only a few days left of school and about time that I actually read a book or two, coz the bullshitting coaching from Kiwi will not get me through the history of South America and I am not going to hit on the 50 yr old teacher... no way!
Bueno amores mios, a little question at the end:
The Beatles or Rolling Stone?
chaito
My gosh your a sexy little thing...
I was watching Jay Leno the other night (yes we do have Jay Leno in Iceland but it is about week old haha) and he went as normally Jaywalking and met up with some weird people. This time he went out to ask guys about pick-up lines. I was shocked to listen to all the cheezy lines that guys actually use to try to get it on with us poor girls.
A priest (who can date) used this one:
Hey, can I see the tag on your shirt? Yes, like I thought, made in heaven.
And a geek used this one:
If your left leg was Chirstmas, and your right leg New Year´s Eve, then can I see you during the Holidays?
Now girls, which freak would you go out with? Actually, you dont have to answer that because it is plain stupid. Neither!! So guys, don´t use cheezy lines, just buy us drinks (preferably Vodka Red Bull) and we get drunk, it is easy from there on... hehe just kidding, all you feminists out there I am just joking...
As for my life, I almost dont have any, I work everytime I am not tortured at school and when it sounds like a good idea to get drunk I have games the following days, mother f.... but this Saturday is careless-day and me and my girlfriends are gonna get all dressed up and get hammered, what a wonderful combination...
Shout out to fridaythelong, nice to hear from you #14:)
Guleyyyyy!!
