SATURDAY!!
only three days
you guys better fill my glass and light my fire!!
can´t wait to see y´all and don´t fight over who picks me up from the airprot, k. so icelandic cheese, leg og lamb and lots of candy??
sure thing. bring it on coz i´m ready!!
c u when i get there!!
love juicy
here comes jhonny!!
why is it that every time you go somewhere by plane you have to be hungover?? it is amazing to think about how many times i have left iceland to go to the states, to england, to mexico or just to denmark, i have been hungover every single time!!
and there was no exeption for megs, annie, pat and bacon... they all managed to fill my requirements for leaving iceland... some more than others... but that´s a different story :)
i just wanted to say that i miss you guys already, it is kinda empty here without you foreighn kids butchering the language hehe
i´ll end this today with a joke i heard and i think it is hilarious.. what about you guys:
How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay
haha juicy out
why have one drink when you can have two??
life is freaking good these days.
beautiful pat kelly is here, grindavík actually won a game last night 3-0, clint eastwood is filming a movie 20 min from my hometown and i see him and the crew around all the time, my twin sister just got a new job, my best-friend also got a new job, i didnt mess things up at my job today and next weekend is gonna be awesome, we have a game and reykjavík cultural night is coming up on saturday
(another excuse to get drunk...)
anyways, just wanted to share my happiness with you all
oh and another funny thing happened today, the guys at the national news-paper herer in iceland must be on crack because they announced my very alive grandmother dead in the paper today for no reason, it just said:
-Our beloved Margrét Sighvatsdóttir has passed away-
weird huh...
anyways gotta go wake up the beauty and force him to go watch practise and then do something funny
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuley
anyways
to all of yous who have experienced this...
a lesson by Andrea Rowe... and there you go!
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH:
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON
EATING IT.
6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.
9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TAS! TE THE GIN.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.
17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN
ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.
20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
have a wonderful wednesday and don´t do anything i wouldn´t do
juicy
oooiiiiii!!
whaz up?? long time no see mr. key-board..
juicy has been extremely busy getting drunk and has been spotted at the nation´s hottest bars and clubs lately. On top of that she played a big part in a documentary about westman-islands that was filmed there this year, wearing her unforgettable "blondes do it better" t-shirt that i am sure that will be a "great success"...
this week i am supposed to host the owners of the coca-cola company in spain and show them a good time (what a job i have huh...) then next saturday me and ingibjörg are gonna have our version of "O.K" days and go ice-skating.. drink beer and later get absolutely waisted and shake those bottoms like there is no tomorrow...
and as for what is comin up... jesus bobby, pat kelly is arriving to the land of ice and dreams and gosh is he gonna be happy to see all the fun downtown reykjavík has to offer:)
anyways, i have to get back to work, i think i spilled my drink all over my co-worker´s coat. crap
juicy -out-
only three days
anyways, just wanted to share my happiness with you all
this week i am supposed to host the owners of the coca-cola company in spain and show them a good time (what a job i have huh...) then next saturday me and ingibjörg are gonna have our version of "O.K" days and go ice-skating.. drink beer and later get absolutely waisted and shake those bottoms like there is no tomorrow...
